Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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