Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she smelled like a LAN party
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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