did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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