Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He uses pillows to masturbate.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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