When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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