hotel room ftw
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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