I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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