Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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