i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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