i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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