if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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