these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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