If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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