You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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