This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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