Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Shame is for Republicans.
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