I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When are your genitals available?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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