census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
