Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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