Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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