So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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