hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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