i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
COCAINE IS GR8
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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