They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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