Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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