if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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