I wannas sexs uuuuu
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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