at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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