he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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