...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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