I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
