yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
As shirtless as possible
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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