shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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