I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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