going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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