Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
