You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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