doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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