No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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