I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
