i permit you to call me
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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