I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
