We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
50% drunk capacity currently
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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