so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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