I need help removing her.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Is Oprah even human
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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