4 words: hood of his car
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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