trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Randomize
