hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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