i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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