party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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