your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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