I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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