Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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