Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
God, I missed his penis.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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