I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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