whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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