btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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