Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i think i have two assholes
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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