Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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