normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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