Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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